An honor to the King of Giraffes

recap on the fourth of july!!!

2004-07-06T22:54:00.000-07:00

Ok..... havent posted in a while so might as well talk about the fourth of july
so.... my family went to my cousins house for the fourth of july and my uncles birthday it was fun....we saw fire works and scraped my knee because my cousin said there was a huge bug on me shirt so i took it off (pause and a wooooooooooooo from the ladies) i started running around swinging my shirt around it was dark and i couldnt see but it didnt matter. then i i tripped cause ther was a curb and i didnt see it ouch!!!!! after that me and some of my cousins walked home. when it was time to sleep dave nathaniel and i pulled an all nighter playing halo and had pillow fights it was great

hahahahahaharrypotter

2004-06-23T14:41:00.000-07:00

My sisters friend anthony posted this a few days ago, its hillarious!!!!

Excerpt, the word "wand" has been replaced with "wang"

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything."

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches."

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, "Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang...

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

to the person

2004-06-17T02:54:00.000-07:00

dear anonymous,
tellus who u r, please u sound too mysterious.o.... to people who dont no what the help im talking about go to song of the day comment. anywayz........... went to salz today....or yeaterday since it's 3:00 in the mornin'. tired and talkin to handelhmmm that is all.

Andrew and the revolution

2004-06-17T02:33:00.000-07:00

Cereal and milk cereal and milk, oh how i love that cereal and milk coco puff going down your throat oh how i love that cerael and milk, hheeyy my name is Handel aka Black Gorilla and im writing about how Andrew aka the king of Giraffes spends his days.... KG often wakes up ay 6:45 and calls me and JOSH aka the desperate asian 5 minutes later to work on his articles. from what i know from andrew is that he will go and get josh and ring my doorbell for 20min untill i get up and beat the living giraffe off him with a broom...I dont know why but hes really scared of brooms.And that is Andrew and the revolution .

2004-06-15T15:50:00.000-07:00

just testing the picture thingy

2004-06-15T15:48:00.000-07:00

this is me

Sorry

2004-06-14T22:05:00.000-07:00

well, first of all, im sory for not posting daily and for sarahs cat. she had to put it to sleep.anywayz...went bowling with mai sister friends. saw the harry potter movie great but the ending sucked.went to the mall andrew bought a shirt that said "Joint Custody" with a marajuana leaf and two... ill get a picture of it. that is all.

about me

2004-06-11T02:00:00.000-07:00

hometown:Cali
age:13
music:rap
name:andrew umfress

I live in travis air force base, cali-kickin' back,gettin' the best of life. right now I'm single so right to my e-mail for chat or whatever. it's andrewu12@aol.com

The Journey to Giraffeness.

2004-06-11T01:02:00.000-07:00

It was a time ago, on February 22, 1991 GIRAFFE KING was born!
he was raised in the ghetto parts of the jungle. Life was hard, and was a treacherous. There was gangsters, drivebies, and drugs. then one day he rose up and brought the town to life they all lived happily ever after. this is a gay story!(:

see ya,
andrew

Song of the day!

2004-06-09T18:51:00.000-07:00

There was a man
A lonely man
Who lost his love
Through his indifference

A heart that cared
That went unshared
Until it died
Within his silence

And solitaire's the only game in town
And every road that takes him
Takes him down
And by himself it's easy to pretend
He'll never love again
And keeping to himself
He plays the game
Without her love
It always ends the same
While life goes on around him everywhere
He's playing solitaire

A little hope
Goes up in smoke
Just how it goes
Goes without saying

There was a man
A lonely man
Who would command
The hand he's playing

And solitaire's the only game in town
And every road that takes him
Takes him down
And by himself it's easy to pretend
He'll never love again
And keeping to himself
He plays the game
Without her love
It always ends the same
While life goes on around him everywhere
He's playing solitaire

Hello? Is anyone there?

2004-06-08T21:52:00.000-07:00

Why did I create this? I dont know. It's not like anyone is going to look at it. O well, I guess i can tell andrew, handel, and other people. This is usless, but fun........jeez I sound gay.It may be a start to something.